MILLENIUM

A silvering repercussion

From the Crimson's long discussion

On how we've been persuaded

That the tutoring schools are jaded

Would be if Imaginations

Could fantastically be told

To believe prognostications

Which we admit are slightly bold.

Fair Harvard will surrender

Its academic crown

And be forced to humbly tender

Its scholastic cap and gown

To a novel Cambridge college

Run by Gramer, Wolff, and Briggs

To feed the students knowledge

With a minimum of digs.

So--when virtuous men have passed away

And Harvard's down the spout:

Each day will be a holiday

With Cramer in and Conant out. --Omar Bosola.