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SLIM CURTISS, STAR HURLER, TRAMPLES ON VASSAR RECORD
Breaking all records, either or Cambridge or of Poughkeepsie, Harold M. "Sim" Curtiss, ace pitcher on the baseball team, ate 34--yes, 34--ice creams,. after a full dinner.
The previous Cantab record of 27 was disputed by a Vassar Sophomore recently who claimed to have disposed of all of 29, but Curtiss' feat neatly eclipses those of both disputants.
"Holy diamond ball!" Curtiss exclaimed, modestly adding, "I could eat 50 of them if I wanted to. It was very pleasant."
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