HITLER'S RETIREMENT TOLD IN STUDENT'S PIPE DREAMS

Resignations of Hitler and Mussolini, collapse of Fascism, suicide of Stalin, and pardon for all Jews in concentration camps are the fantastic hopes aroused by Artur Isenberg '40 in his recently published pamphlet, "It Can't Happen There! A Political Impossibility."

A series of imaginary newspaper and radio reports of what Isenberg would like to see happen in Europe, the booklet states that Hitler resigned, saying. "As I sit here before this microphone, I am overcome with the realization of the sius I have committed in the past."

Der Fuehrer's resignation and the subsequent liberation of the Jews caused such an uprear in Italy that Mussolini retired to dedicate himself to "my family and home." Isenberg's reports continue. Reverberations in Russia caused Stalin to commit suicide after admitting that communism was a failure and recommending that a democracy based on the United States government be established.