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"If you ever want $10 that bad again just let us know an we'll send it to keep you from becoming constipated," wrote one of Lothrop (goldfish-eater) Withington's more ardent correspondents yesterday.
Included in Withington's correspondence for the last week are a letter from the Animal Resoue League deploring the inhumane deed, an offer from the Goldfish-eating Club of New England for membership, and offer from the Raw Egg Club, an invitation for an exhibition form Roxbury, and the above quoted letter with picture enclosed from Pratt, Kansas.
Withington who considers his dish in the category of oysters on the half-shell, announced that he was answering all letters and planned to invite Miss Georgia Browne to the Jubilee. It is believed, however, that she will refuse for fear that Withington will have to eat another fish to finance the weekend.
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