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DUNSTER HOUSE GRACED BY ICICLE FEMALE INHABITANT

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In protest to the destruction of the "Venus of the Yard" during the weekend Funster sculptors molded another snow woman within the protected sanctum of the frontier settlement of Dunster House last night.

The latest piece of snow art was more elaborate than its predecessor which was constructed as a companion to John Harvard. The raison d'etre of the latest frigid female seems to be that the Funsters thought that they ought to have some reminder in the winter of their female company which inhabit the shores of the Charles in the spring.

The Funsters have not named their creation yet, but they hope that the young lady will become endeared to the hearts of Dunster inhabitants. A Funster was heard to remark, "She is very cute."

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