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GERMAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE GIVES COLLEGE XMAS GIFT

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From far-off Germany the University received its most unique Christmas gift in many years yesterday. The Union for World Veracity in Hamburg sent a picture of the Fuehrer, Adolf Hitler, accompanied by a message of Christmas cheer.

The letter, which was addressed simply to Harvard University, went on to blame England for causing war and thus depriving Germany of a peaceful Christmas season. "We offer gratitude toward the good Lord for the wonderful protection of our beloved Fuehrer at Munich," it stated.

According to the postmark, this Christmas note from the propaganda office was forwarded by way of Italy.

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