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CRIMSON EDITORS WIN OVER "PRINCE" IN TOUCH FOOTBALL

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Lurching from sideline to sideline, a gauche Daily Princetonaian touch football squad bowed before the CRIMSON gridmen Saturday morning by a humiliating score agreed by those present to be too excessive to reveal.

Admittedly weakened by the Price-Tiger cotillion the night before, the Prince editors were unable to gain from scrimmage or by any other means, liquid or solid. The CRIMSON's attack was featured by the stellar broken-field ballet of Light-Horse Harry Hammond, who caused a sensation when he appeared on Brokaw Field in full football togs.

The Clarkmen scored on a sleeper play when Buzz West, erstwhile Minnesota menace, prostrated himself near the ladies' gallery, only to rise again, much to everyone's surprise, and run for a touchdown with a contented smile and, incidentally, the ball.

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