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Cambridge, November 24 (WUPS)--"Lussen, you," said the Sage, "you've been griping and Grunig about the game until I feel like Peking you in the Miller your Zilly face."

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"Dern you," raged Huey. "I Seymour of a victory for Harvard this year than last. I expect the boys to Kemp in the Yale end none. The Harrison is boundless, and I Seabury a score of Harvard 20, Yale 7."

"I'll Gardella this week," he added.

"Take it easy" warned You Foo Too. "She might be somebody's Pfister."

"Kelly on," said the sage.

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