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About one-third of the College is pining today for "home sweet home" and the family turkey gobble, all because of the dispute between "Franksgiving" and Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is next Thursday, the University has decided.

All students who come from New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania will find that when they come home for the turkey next Thursday they will be a week late. These Middle Atlantic states are among the twenty-two that are celebrating Thanksgiving today.

On the other side of the fence we find that all the New England states are in the insurgent camp. The New Englanders have not been disturbed by the controversy at Harvard, and students who live in these states, approximately one third of the total body, will get their home cooked turkey. All other students must be satisfied with House or Union gobblers.

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