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SAGE BLESSES ELEVEN, SAYS "HARLOWED BY THY NAME"

By Hu FLUNG Huey

CAMBRIDGE, Nov. 17 (WUPS)--"Urban thinking it over," said You Foo Too, "and I say the outlook is Piretti Sauer for the Wildcats."

"A Burtt in the hand is worth two in the Budzianowski," countered the Sage. "With Torbie Hanlon the ball, it'll be a cinch for the Crimson. And that's not sheer Flaherty."

"It's a matter of cause and Fecke," said his friend, "but I predict Harvard 1492, New Hampshire 0."

"You Vander Eb your cake and eat it too," thundered Huey. "The team may be as good as Gould, but Alimi to state that it will be Harvard 32, New Hampshire 0. By the way, who was that Lacy I seen you with last night?"

"That was no Lacy; that was my Poplawski."

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