ELIS VOW TO LIVE ON ROOF TILL YALE LEAVES DOGHOUSE

Victory hungry Elis were forced into extreme action this week after visiting team upon visiting team had taken the toll of the dog-house dwelling Yale bulldogs. In fact the Yale News tells of five seniors who have vowed to brave the elements in the cupola on Davenport College until the Blue eleven has a taste of victory.

Harking back to the flagpole sitting days of the roaring twenties," the News said that the five seniors had only taken with them to their redoubt the necessities of life: a portable radio, blankets, a dictionary, and a copy of Boswell's Life of Johnson.

Considerable consternation was thrown into the hearts of Crimson adherents when it was also rumored that some of the Eli men had followed in the steps of Adolf Hitler and have vowed not to change their clothing until victory is their lot.