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BLAIK OPEN A GREEN KANN OF KRIEGERS, INDIANS' BACK

By Hu FLUNG Huey

Cambridge, Oct. 28 (WUPS)--When Sommers comes can Winter be far behind? Especially since the Gardiner Sayres, "Things Orr turnin' Brown in the Grover Earle this year!"

"UpPearson, is your seat--not Downs there."

Pick me a Dacey, Ole Man Mose is Hal-most dead. "Hallett hurts," he groaned to the Young Sargeant who held his closed Pfister.

"Not on your life, you dreat big Buford Hayden, will not Dotmuth win, nossir!" said the Miller to his daughter Elser. Huey also O.K.'s Harvard 20, Dartmouth 14.

ARICO!

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