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"I QUAKER AT PENN'S FATE BY THE MILLER THE GAME"--HUEY

By Hu FLUNG Huey

BOSTON, Oct. 21 (WUPS): Huey notices McCarthy's here, where's Bergen? The doctor said, "Koufmann; you'll Lovett." Anyway, Ayres to victory, you Brechka, although I don't want to get in Dutcher.

Don't Stoil, you Runte, or I'll Craemer you right on the Chizmadia! I'm Warner you, I'll Hunt you Downs all over the Yard; no Heiden from me!

It may Rainwater, but Allen all, Huey has high hopes. Prognosticating, HARVARD 20, U. of Pennsylvania 14. Yale? Who cares--Frick 'em.

You Gardella, I'll take care of Mary Anne.

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