RADCLIFFE TAKIES TO PIPES; COLLEGE AUTHORITIES KICK

Radcliffe girls smoke pipes during the exam period because it's cheaper, and because "we don't inhale," it was learned from usually reliable Shepard Street sources last night.

"We get a hoist with a hookah," one pipe addict commented, while another said. "It satisfies our oral libido."

College authorities are said to frown on the practice possible because they believe that Radcliffe girls "should preserve their precious femininity," as one officer put it.