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TO 250 BEWILDERED FRESHMEN
Teacher: "Who gave us this beautiful school?"
Pupil: "President Roosevelt."
Teacher: "Who keeps our roads so nice?"
Pupil: "President Roosevelt."
Teacher: "Who made the trees and flowers?"
Pupil: "God."
Voice from back of room: "Throw that damned Republican out!" --Clemson (South Carolina) Tiger.
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