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Teacher: "Who gave us this beautiful school?"

Pupil: "President Roosevelt."

Teacher: "Who keeps our roads so nice?"

Pupil: "President Roosevelt."

Teacher: "Who made the trees and flowers?"

Pupil: "God."

Voice from back of room: "Throw that damned Republican out!" --Clemson (South Carolina) Tiger.

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