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SAVAGES EAT SAUSAGES

Harvard Dramatic Club Uses Elongated Edibles in Production

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Four dozen ten-inch sausages will be consumed in the current Dramatic Club production, "cannibal Carnival." High-grade frankforts will be eaten, while poor-grade dogs will be thrown. Long loaves of stale French bread with a few fresh loaves interspersed will supplement the degmeat.

Meanwhile, to indicate growing civilization on Cannibal Island, 13 scooters are being constructed.

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