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"We try to satisfy all our clients demands" declared Julian C. Eisenstein '41 last night who with E. A. Herberich '41 is running a "date bureau" for lonesome Yardlings who wish to get dates for the Freshman Jubilee on may 27th.
There is no charge for signing up at the date bureau, but there is a charge of 25 cents if one accepts a partner from the bureau's list.
"We are going to get our girls from Wellesley and Radcliffe. We are even running an advertisement in the Radcliffe News. We are also going to go to Wellesley to corral as many women as we can. Don't misunderstand us; we are not in the slave business," he warned. "We are just going to make lonesome harts happier."
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