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TRAFFIC BUREAU TO INVADE VASSAR WITH DRIVER TESTS

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Vassar College girls will be the next victims of the Harvard Bureau for Street Traffic Research, when a "driver clinic" is conducted at Poughkeepsie next week.

Tests for vision, steering and vigilance, are to be included and of course the bureau expects to gain important data on women's reactions. The name of the lucky Harvard graduate who is to make the tests was withheld for diplomatic reasons, but the girls were assured of two things by the bureau. His suit will be pressed and his hair will be cut, for the bureau is paying for both.

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