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Reports come from Yale of an ice cream tragedy. It seems that a glutton of the Yale species set out to break the Harvard ice cream eating record. He downed 23 scoops and staggered away with that modest victorious air, only to discover afterwards that the Harvard record was 24 scoops and not 22.

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