UNIVERSITY BIBLE BALKS AT ABIDING VERSAILLES TERMS

University Hall hummed with excitement yesterday when it was learned that somehow Strasbourg had slipped into Germany.

Up for questioning was the infallibility of the University catalogue which states dogmatically that Andre Koszul, exchange professor from France and professor of English Language and Literature, lives at the "University of Strasbourg, Germany."

Irked by this challenge to nationalism, patriot Andre Morize, professor of French Literature, jokingly told his French 6 section that it must be an example of Harvard conservatism.