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HUEY TAKES THE COLEMAN'S DAUGHTERS FOR A LAFEY SAYS

(The Sage of the Age)

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ

The Baker Rose early a picked a Peck of Murphey's--no Foley.

Schmuck Heminway, Hipolit Snavely? Why not? Ahaaaaaa!

Holland all, Horace Greeley's "go West young man" is still pretty good advice--at least it's Jaick with Huey.

Waxing Roth, Sage sagaciously says, between bites of a Hershey Barr, keep your eye on the Cornell band, watch Harvard's forward passes, and read the scoreboard: 27-14. Dartmouth 21 - Princeton 14; Penn 14 - Yale 13.

*Boston or Worcester--both good places. Ed. note.

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