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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE "TIMER"

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Mr. Hitler, you're a wonder

And you like to hear the thunder

Of the guns rolling onward towards the Czechs.

When you want a thing you get it

Your deductions are prophetic

You will take it or the place will be a wreck.

Please forget your thoughts of slaughter,

Take a trip across the water

To New England and the Massachusetts clime:

Help us top our constant raving

Do away with Daylight Saving

And put us back on Eastern Standard Time. George Jackson,   Head Janitor, Leverett House

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