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NONDESCRIPT DUCK APPEARS, DISAPPEARS IN ADAMS SUITE
William C. Rittman '39 and L.E. Lebocuf '39 awoke yesterday morning to find a plump duck complacently waddling about their living room in Adams House.
When they returned from breakfast the duck; which they had left paddling around in the bath tub, had disappeared as mysteriously as it came. Leboeuf and Rittman hinted darkly at a plot, and said that investigation had revealed that "a certain party" had purchased one live duck for 96 cents.
"He was a nondescript duck, with no outstanding personality whatsoever. He just made quiet little noises," Leboeuf reminisced sadly.
"He probably took Philosophy six," an inky-fingered by stander muttered.
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