50,000 to See Harvard Go for First Victory Against Army Cadets Today; Freshmen Open Home Season on Grid

By Jobes, another Saturday comes to Light, not that it really Mathers, and here is an enemy Huey, a Long one at that.

"Sa-muel," the coach said, "you gotta be ready, Willin, and Yeager to go, for Harvard's got some Stella performers who can Burnett up and Downs the Field. You'll be Bailey able to move if ya don't get better, Little by Little."

"Wil-son," said his father," you may be Young and Strong, but you can't Ben Smith, he's got a Lotozo on the Ball!" "Kas-par, pure gas."

Sage of Age, who knows what Jameson if you don't get there Early, ponders momentarily and drops his vote in the Booth with Harding a Russell; Harvard 14 - Army 13. Wheeeeee who knows Bunty may be wrong.