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High hopes of amorous Yardlings were shattered yesterday afternoon when the athletic authorities of the Beaver Country Day School called off a proposed game with the Freshman lacrosse team.
The Beaver athletic director stated that the game as played under Intercollegiate rules was a little too rough on the girls. As a compensation, willingness was expressed to engage the boys in several other forms of play, ping-pong.
Questioned upon the cancellation, Miss Charlotte Bradley, captain of the schoolgirl net-wielders admitted keen disappointment on the part of the student body, but hoped that the Crimson would come just the same, substituting baseball bats for their sticks.
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