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IMITATION OF FATHER DIVINE RUMBLES ACROSS CHARLES

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Rumblings from the Business School are moving the riot disturbance, and joke center across the river and out of the yard.

According to word received last night the future titans of industry have organized a Paradise, under guidance of a mysterious Brother William, in imitation of Father Divine's Harlem establishment. Letters have been sent to the New York pastor asking advice and names for angels. Answers are expected any time.

Meanwhile, a colossal apostle has been appointed for every Hall, known as Temples. Everybody belongs to the Paradise. No dues and lots of angels.

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