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A very fashionable school for young ladies, the Shipley School, located in very fashionable Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania, held their very fashionable annual dance not so long ago.
Now a great many Princeton boys were dancing attendance on the lovely girls, but when it came time to go home, it seemed that one of the Tiger boys had already retired--to a young lady's boudoir whence he was routed by a righteous guardian of the school's morals.
Shipley's Headmistress immediately wrote an expressive epistle to a Nassau dean, mentioning no names but demanding an apology from the wandering Don Juan.
In the return mail three billet doux were received by as many Shipley misses from the philandering Princetonians who were duly apologetic.
Ah me, what fools we mortals be.
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