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Gigolo King Wants Harvard Elite at Hollywood Branch

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According to Ted Peckham, New York King of Gigolos, a Hollywood branch to provde escorts for bored spinsters and tired business girls will be opened soon. Harvard, Yale, and Princeton head the list of Social Registerites with 70 men, while Stanford and U.S.C. have only 23 between them. All men are at least five feet, ten inches tall.

Permitted to "work" only twice a week, the escorts will receive the following fees: $10 until midnight, $15 until 2 o'clock, and $5 for every two hours thereafter. Week-end specials will net $25.

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