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HU FLUNG FEELS HARVARD FINE; HOW FREELY HE FRISKS

By Hu FLUNG Huey

En route CRIMSON SPECIAL to Montreal: Hicks; Hicks, Ecker 'scuse me but it must be the train. Three hundred madmen just Stubbs their toe and it's so noisy I can Harding think.

With the pickup of the new Ford Carr sextet, twice as good as the V-8, we'll Patrick'em in.

Unless you come up to the game you Emerson something, all right, all right. Yes, Jameson something.

I hadn't Hodder say it but Allen all, if we don't get Roberts of the decision we'll win 5-4 according to the prognostic Huey, prestidigitating sage. By the way, if you're coming up, we'll Mechem in Montreal. Shut up or I'll Pope you.

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