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SAGE OF AGE SEES VICTORY IN OFFING FOR CRIMSON COHORTS

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When Army mule hits Harvard's Hartline Sage thinks he Wilson in-Klein to Blanchard least Isbelly quaking. Skaered and Struck by Crimson faking he will fall upon Booth Nees and pray for Foley clover Harding dong attack will Pope him out wash him Schwenk him make him shout for ump to say it's over. Sullivan field a wornout. Kobes he will carry Army hopes Ring the bell Little toll as Harvard's fighting team comes out in Frontczak Double czak. Harvard 21, Army 0. SoLong.

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