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Limerick Contest Winner

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This week's winning limerick was submitted by the "Harvard Lampoon," Inc. The one dollar award will be held in the CRIMSON Business Office until a member of the Lampoon comes to claim it.

A student once boasted at teas

How he passed all his courses with ease,

But too much week-ending

Gave him a weak ending

He flunked all his courses with "E's".

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