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Limerick Contest Winner
This week's winning limerick was submitted by the "Harvard Lampoon," Inc. The one dollar award will be held in the CRIMSON Business Office until a member of the Lampoon comes to claim it.
A student once boasted at teas
How he passed all his courses with ease,
But too much week-ending
Gave him a weak ending
He flunked all his courses with "E's".
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