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PROWLERS NABBED ROAMING IN COLONNADE LAST NIGHT

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Though of course they may have just been out to see the Harvard Stadium or spending the night in the open air, more sinister motives were generally held to have caused three students to be prowling around Soldiers Field last night.

Unfortunately for their cause, the night watchmen found them as they were exploring the colonnade, and one was promptly ejected as the other two escaped into parts unknown. According to the watchmen, they were "college fellows, all right," and one rumor indicated they were Brown men, out to paint the shining white goalposts the color of their Alma Mater.

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