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Each week's winning entry will be published on Wednesday. Entries for that week must be received by the Limerick Editor at the CRIMSON not later than Monday morning. Later entries will be considered in the following week's contest. Each week's winner will receive 1 (one) dollar.
By a new ruling, limericks mentioning anyone by same or specifically aimed at anyone will be excluded.
The names of the authors will not be printed union specifically requested. There must be no bitterness no matter how cleverly put, in the limerick. Farfetched rhymes which add to the humor, and especially two-word rhymes or use of an extra-hard word will be given especial credit. PRIZE - WINNING LIMERICK
A student there was in Plan B,
Asked, questions about his degree.
When told about classes
And getting high passes,
He replied "It's a tutor for me."
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