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The Crime

ANASTOS ANOTHER

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

When those Dunster Funsters attempt to arrange an evening of amusement there is no telling what will happen. This mysterious note which found its way to the Crime is more or less self-explanatory. Whether or not the river was actually swum on that cold Friday night is a question left for future researchers. At any rate, there were signs of cracked ice along the partially frozen Charles Saturday morning.

I, Paul Clark, the undersigned do hereby testify that I am in my right mind and enter the Charles River on the night of December 6, 1935, entirely of my own volition and if I come to grief it is wholly my own fault. Signed,   Paul Clark"

It is understood that large sums of money were involved.

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