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As a result of a police raid on overnight parkers in the vicinity of the Houses, the dawn broke yesterday morning with red tickets fluttering from 25 or 30 windshield wipers along Dunster, Holyoke, Plimpton, and Mill Streets. Not only is the usual "number has been taken" clause there, but stamped on the bottom, it asks the bearer to present the tag at Traffic Division within 24 hours--before 5.30 o'clock.

Victims can be comforted with the thought that at least it took the nocturnal blue coat well over an hour to complete his tour, for the time marked on the tags varies from 3:30 to 4:40 o'clock.

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