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ORCHID WILL BE PRESENTED TO CURLEY BY NEW LEAGUE

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According to an official report received from the headquarters of the institution, the newly-formed Young Voters Boondoggling and Temperance League will present an orchid to Governor Curley as he descends the steps of the State House tomorrow morning.

The communique follows: "Having received a fresh carload of black-and-tan orchids from Jackson Hole, New Hampshire, the Young Voters Boondoggling and Temperance League is in a position to donate these touching tokens. Tomorrow's orchid goes to the lucky newly-wed, James Michael Curley, and will be presented on the State House steps by our post commander."

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