STOLEN BELL CLAPPER FAILS TO DISTURB BORED OFFICIALS

Memorial Hall's perambulating bell clapper was out on the make again yesterday morning, but Colonel Apted '08, maintaining an admirable calm, showed that he had taken to heart his earlier Boy Scout training, and was prepared with a new, twenty pound ringer, from his private collection.

Nobody in particular was blamed for the theft and University officials seemed to regard the occurrence as a regular harbinger of spring, on the same plane with the cry of "Rinehart."