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CRISIS PASSED IN MEMORIAL HALL CLOCK'S FEVER ATTACK

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Clinical record of the Memorial Hall Clock, ailing for the past two days with a severe case of spring fever:

At 4.30 P.M. on Thursday, the clock read 6.30.

At 9.00 P.M. it read 7.45.

No record is available for the long, dark hours between Thursday night and Friday morning, when the gallant timepiece threshed about in the painful throes of its disease. However:

At 8.15 A.M. yesterday, the hands pointed to 6.45.

At 10.00 o'clock, they indicated 9.15.

At 12.15 o'clock, the patient was again reported normal.

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