ANNUAL ILLS OF MEM HALL CLOCK LEAVE APTED CALM

Memorial Hall's clock started scratching yesterday from an annual attack of spring fever and the result of the maneuver was loss of eight minutes and the discombobulation of several classes.

Investigation found Colonel Apted aware of the slip but calm, after years of experience. Apparently the time-piece annually goes into a decline, necessitating oiling, coddling, and a certain amount of judicious play with the speed regulator. All will be well shortly, however.