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DR. HU FLUNG HUEY OUTHURLS ALL IN ROUBLE TOSSING EVENT

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At a late hour last night before a capacity audience of news photographers summoned especially to gratify his vanity, Dr. Hu Flung Huey ocC out-flung Little David, George Washington, Governor Curley, Miss Joyce Henry and the President of the Student Council on the banks of the ice bound Charles.

As the gallery gasped, the redoubtable Doctor, using his famed shot-put form, flung a bag containing 150 inflated Russian roubles in the general direction of the Newell Boat House. The bag floated gently upward over the tree tops, closely pursued by two editors of the Harvard Advocate, undergraduate literary publication.

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