DEZED STUDENTS ABANDON PROPERTY QUITTING EXAMS

Utterly dezed, students depart from examinations forgetting every imaginable possession, including watches, wallets, books, fountain pens, slide rules, clothes, and even food, according to the results of a recent investigation.

In a thoroughly stunned condition, one student deserted $150 worth of watch. Watches seem to figure most heavily in losses. Every conceivable piece of clothing not an integral part of the owner has been forsaken. At times two men have struggled from Sever to the lost-and-found office in Lehman Hall, under loads of clothes forgotten by flustered students.

As a rule, Memorial Hall produces a rather stunted crop of lost articles, usually only a few hats, while Sever and the New Lecture hall vie with each other for the blue-ribbon harvest of left-overs.