DARTMOUTH ACQUIRES NEW GLOCKENSPIEL FOR CROWDS

Dartmouth has decided to go big time in its endeavors to attract the crowds to its football games. The band has been outfitted with a brand new glockenspiel which will rival those of Harvard and Yale.

No longer need the followers of the Green bow their heads in shame when the Harvard band marches onto the field with one member banging melodically on his lyre-shaped instrument. No longer can Yale vaunt its silver-toned hope in front of the Hanoverian stands as they bend their heads in shame.