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SAGE OF AGE SEES DECISIVE TRIUMPH FOR CRIMSON TEAM

By Dr. HU Flung huey

Tomorrow Princeton will be Marter for when Crimson starts to Russell around they ardent so Baum. Crislermen will Nee Moore than one Sandbach and one Barnicle to stop Harvard. Teams Bothwell be fighting, lose Irwin, and Tigers will get Hedblomped. Harvard has had to Bayer heavy Toll of Pyne and Marks from blows, but will win. Princeton won't be a Mountain too much, but will be all in a Flather, thinks Sage Vruwink the game through alcoholic haze. Score; Harvard 2, Princeton 0.

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