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HUNG FLUEY FLINGS HUEY--PHUEY, HUEY--HE'S SCREWY

By Dr. HU Flung huey

Huey again contradicts accepted dope by predicting Harvard win, for Harvard aint such a Baum Little team. No Mather how much the press talks Army can't Skaer Crimson. Harvard goal-line is a Hartline to cross, but when the local backs have wiggled their Hipps across the goal and Preston to another win, Ohman what fun in the Howell Lockerhauser (Dillon Field House, stupid!). Harvard 13, Army 7.

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