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Roxbury dandies,
St. Grotlesex grandees,
Pansies from Paris with boxes of candies,
Welcome to Cambridge!
Crimson philanderers,
Advocate panderers,
Lampoonish funnymen (pointless meanderers),
Welcome to Cambridge!
Plymton Street partymen
Lowell House artymen,
Dignified Dunsterites, Varsity Club heartymen,
Welcome to Cambridge!
Scholar from Exeter
Quoting a text at a
Lady whose sex at a
Glance one connects with a
(Oh, dear!--well, anyway)
Welcome to Cambridge!
Patrons of Huylers, the Georgian and Gusties,
Country Club Romeos, Somerset trusties,
Old Howard lusties and Ritz-crashing crusties,
Greetings, and don't miss the point of this fuss: 'tis
Be welcome to Cambridge!
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