Measle Makes Means Monkey; Means Means to Muxxle Measle

All Harvard's overtaxed medical resources were again called into play over the week-end as the University sank for the third time, beneath a tidal wave of German measles cases.

Difficulties this time centered in the Yard, where the Red Reaper took a running start and sent 34 rugged first year men up the river before Dr. Means had time to swing the reinforcements into line.

The total of 61 sick men, culled from every nook and cranny of the University, has again forced the Hygiene Department to open the wards on the top floor of the Hygiene Building.