IMPOLITE MEN'S CREW NOSES CHARMING WELLESLEY GIRLS

Rowing the traditional Waban distance in much poorer time than that of any Float Night in history, the Weeks Memorial Bridge Boat Club, comprised principally of those Devilish Dunster Funsters, took a somewhat fishy looking victory over the polite Wellesley Senior, Junior, and Freshman boats yesterday.

At the end of a gruelling three weeks training period, during which the cox lived on nothing but strained tomato juice, the Weeks crew entered the race overtrained. After trailing all the way they were apparently allowed to slip across the line first. Not to be outdone in courtesy, the victors gallantly donated their shirts to the losers and accompanied the gift with a bouquet of roses. Tea was served after the race.