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When Jealous members of other Houses tried to block plans for the Dunster House spring dance that is scheduled for tonight, ingenious Colonel Charles R. ("Break It Up") Apted '06 devised this lofty method of delivering the musical instruments for Don Redman's famous orchestra, which has been engaged to provide the music. Rumor has it that additional supplies for the dance tonight and perhaps Don Redman's Orchestra itself, will be brought to Dunster House by a river barge if necessary to foll the plotters.

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