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APTED AND DER FUEHRER IN MOVE TO PROTECT SWASTIKA
Dissatisfied with his rate of promotion in these parts, Colonel Charles R. Apted '06 of the Yard Police, has entered himself as a candidate for the Nazi Schutz Staffel and the Iron Cross First Class.
Acting on secret orders from the little braun haus in Munich, the Herr Colonel stationed one of his most trustworthy minions in the Memorial Church, not to get religion, but to prevent rascals from removing the swastika from the tablet.
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