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FIVE MEN CURED--FIVE MORE VICTIMS OF MEASLES EPIDEMIC

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Despite a thorough-going and intensive research into the arithmetic side of the Teutonic Plague today, no change could be discovered in the total number of victims. Five cured men left the portals of Stillman with blithesome tread. Five others, blushing a suspicious pink in neatly distributed spots, took their places. The result was a standstill.

The number of diseased students now incarcerated in the Infirmary, while reaching the appalling sum of 35, does not as yet warrant the use of the newly established emergency ward in the Hygiene Building.

Five members of the cast of "The Drunkard," a dramatic presentation planned by the D.U. Fraternity, are listed among the present victims. The members have expressed their opinion that the calibre of the performance will be substantially raised by their absence.

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